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Now days we rush around thinking of what can everyone do for me and what can I get for free. From time to time we need to sit back and look at what we all have and thank god for what we have.

In the passed year we have lost 3 members of our family. My step mom, my aunt and my wife dad. We also have had some of our close friends go though the some thing. They were there for us as we tried to be there for them.

For all of you who have lost someone close to you in the last year, my heart goes out to you.

May this next year be brighter for all of us. May you’re family stay healthy and you smile more then frown.

Happy Thanksgiving
Lingo

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . That will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever : Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but she is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.