“Jose Cuervo is the new messiah”

Never ever forget

 

 

 

 

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. 
 
 If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
If you give her crap, she’ll give you more shit than any one human being can handle.