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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo,………..just because I’m blonde
doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had
told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay
for themselves! ?
Helllooooo? It’s been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.

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I’m writing this post about my friend Jimmy. Now Jimmy has many web sites which I will list as this post goes on. He is also a bus driver in Worthing, Sussex, UK.

First his blog about driving a bus. (http://www.busdriverjimmy.blogspot.com/)

Jimmy list great personal stories and other stories that relate to buses and the people who drive and ride them. Please check out Jimmy’s blog called “Driving a bus? - Diary of a man starting out on the road to becoming a bus driver.”

http://www.busdriverjimmy.blogspot.com/

His next site has to do with food. It’s called “Can You Eat It”.  (http://www.canieatit.co.uk/) Now this site has great detail on how to plant seeds. Well, it’s not that easy, but Jimmy shows you many different plates and what he did to get the very best out of your seeds. He also shows you a few different projects he’s working on or have finished.

Check out “Can You Eat It”.

http://www.canieatit.co.uk/

Jimmy has another site called “Can You Eat It”. But this one deals with chocolate. (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/halfajob/Chocolate/) As of the date of this post, Jimmy has tried 78 bar of chocolate. Jimmy gives you details like where the chocolate comes from, how big is it, what’s in it and how much it cost. Real chocolate lovers need to check this site out as it will make your mouth water.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/halfajob/Chocolate/

And last one that subject that is something we all love BEER!!! But the only bad thing about this for me is I can’t get to any pubs Jimmy is talking about because this site is about pubs in his home town of Worthing. Site is called “Worthing Pubs - A History”

(http://www.worthingpubs.com/) This is a great site. I love history and this site gives you a brake down the pubs in Worthing and if they are still serving or not. It also shows you where they are on old maps and if they are published, old and new photos of the pubs.

Each pub has a history brake down and facts about it. If you check out one site of Jimmy’s, this is the one for you.

Great job Jimmy and thanks for giving us all more information about what our friend across the pond is up to.