28th April 2010

No matter how hard you try…

No matter how hard you try someone always f##ks it up.

Let’s you have a website. Now you work on it to get it just the way they want it. It may have taken longer to set up but it the way they want it. Great. You tweak it so there customers can find what they need and a clear format.

Then one day one asshole gets lost and can’t fine the thing he was looking for and emails the people on the site and says they had a problem. Now this site may get up to a 1000 hits a day, and has been live for over 2 years. That’s right, one complaint in 2 years about there format.

So now they want to change the look and feel on one page because of one complaint. Now this page is not any different then any other page, it just list different content. I tried to tell them, the flow will not be the same. Everything about what they wanted will now be different. And there answer is “The customer is always right” Well if that is so, the customer is an asshole, because there not!

So how did I handle my customer? Did I change her website? Did I fold under because “The customer is always right”?

F##k NO! At some point you have to say “enough is enough” and walk away.

Yes I could use the money, Yes, they have been a customer for many years.

I guess I’m just getting sick of people telling how to be my job, when they have no idea what it takes to do it.

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4th February 2010

Wait for it…

Yes, I know it’s been a long time since I wrote anything. Well it looks like I should start up again, so here goes.

A friend who has a podcast talked about friends who ever call. And I started to think about this because this is one of my biggest problems. No, I’m not the one waiting for someone who never calls, I’m the one who never calls. And I got to say that it’s been that why for me since I could remember.

Now days I have tried to be the point of contact, but it isn’t my thing. I don’t know why I just don’t like talking on the phone that much. Now I guess it all depends on who I’m talking to, like my wife or kids. I don’t go out of my why to not talk to my friend, the few I have, I just have a hard time picking up the phone and calling them.

I’m write this post on calling people because I have found myself in the same spot. I guess what goes around comes around. I have someone who I would call my friend. And of late, it seems like I’m the only one calling. So for the next few weeks I’m going to not call just to see if they call me. I think they will not. I think this because things between us have changed. How? Don’t know. They act like something is wrong any time I see them. (I say “they” us I don’t want to say he or she. ) I have asked if everything is OK, and they say fine. I know it not. Oh well, if there is a problem and they can’t talk to me about it, then there’s not much I can do. So the waiting game starts now.

If things change, I will update this post, if only for me. See you later as I will not be calling.

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21st December 2009

Tiger Woods Chrismas Card

Tiger Woods Chrismas Card

Tiger Woods Chrismas Card

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28th August 2009

Across the AT&T U(ni)-verse - a Precautionary Tale

(This email was sent to the HT guys from Phil. We talked about this in show 48)

Hi HT guys!
I just experience 24 hours of “hell”, involving a failed install of AT&T’s U-Verse, from which perhaps some of your listeners might be able to get some recautionary tips from.  It’s a little long, but I’ll try to summarize as much as possible, and maybe you can as well!

Some background:  I live in a suburb of Chicago, about 40 miles directly west of the best city in America  (Go Bears!!), called West Chicago (go figure eh!). By some strange quirk, my lot is unincorporated, but we ARE slap bang in the middle of civilization, with a new housing development not more than one block south of me.   My lot is very wooded with old, established white oaks, many of which are 80+ feet high.

We’ve been here about 10 years, and when we moved in we found that we did not have any cable service to our house despite the fact that our neighbor, about 300 foot away did.  So satellite, DirecTV,  became the main vehicle for obtaining TV signals, as the OTA wasn’t that good either (more on this later).   It took me 18 months of exploration to find a good spot where my dish would pick up the standard satellite signal - I found one, and pointing through a crack in the trees and getting 100% signal on nearly all channels.  I did get a slightly larger dish to the normal one (off ebay!), so that snow and rain fade are not a major issue.

All good so far!!  But then along came HD, and of course like most people I was excited and asked DirecTV to install it.

Full stop there - because the HD channels are carried on different satellites, the dish would need to point to a slightly different location and guess what!  Yup, mother nature had grown a large oak tree right in the path of the signal.

I hear people saying, cut down the tree.  Aside from that being an expensive proposition (have you ever contracted a tree feller - mucho bucks), we love our trees, and trees in general, so this was not an option.  I learned to live with OTA HD signals via an HD antenna, on an extended height pole.  Come the digital changeover this year, the local channels actually come in better but I still have to turn my antenna from time to time to accomodate weather and wind conditions.  OK - I get the Bears in HD, so I’m OK with it for now.

A Shining White Knight?
In the meantime, in a phone land far far away, the great digital leader, ATT, was proclaiming great things for his empire called U-Verse.

Yes, I had heard about this and longed for the day when they brought this to my door, seeing it as a savior of digital media.  After all, I had phone lines, and DSL internet albeit at the 1.5mb speed (from AT&T already), because they told me I was at the end of the drop so would not get a faster speed.
U-Verse, FIOS based, it seemed would be the answer because it was faster and broader and would deliver TV, phone and internet in one cool package. And as I was refinishing my basement to be a home theater - English pub combo, I had invested in some good equipment to match that (Samsung UN55B7000, Denon AVR-2309CI, and a set of KEF 3000 speakers - Oppo DVD player to be purchased later based on your review!!)

The AT&T sales people did a good job of selling, spending a good hour explaining how it all worked and answering my questions. However, there was one crucial question that needed answering and one crucial point that was not discussed that we will reveal later.

Came the install day.  I arose excited and happy about my pending move into the full HD world!
As i work from home, I had risen early complete my days work on the computer as I felt that as some time they may have to disconnect my DSL to switch over.  As I had my DSL on a second and separate line to where the U-Verse was being installed, I felt confident that it might not be a lengthy outage. WRONG!! 

And here’s the first lesson learned:
U-verse and DSL do not live together, even if you have two phone lines for each separate one.  You cannot have them on the same outside phone block!

So AT&T had politely put through a DSL disconnect order, which came about at least 4 hours before the install was scheduled, and in this case continued for a full 24 hours!!  Maybe not a biggie for most people, but if you work at home it is huge.  Plus, and I hate saying this…do you know how much we rely on the internet now!!  Without it, you feel alone and stranded on an island.  Eeek!

Ok - to continue….
The installers arrived and the first job for them was to test the line for quality and capability.  Full stop!
They told me that as I was at the end of the line, the signal might not be strong enough, and even if it was I might only be able to view/record one HD channel at a time.   Still hope!
A line technician was dispatched and did an outstanding job of cleaning and tweaking the line to match the specs for what was needed for U-Verse. He failed, but at least I have one of the cleanest internet and phone lines in the neighborhood!

Second lesson learned:
If you are looking at U-Verse, then please ask them to test the line ahead of time, or at least ask them where you are in relation to the main phone box, so you can get an idea if it is even possible to get anything!!So, I’m back to my limited HD reception again, using my OTA to bring in only the local channels.

 

There is a good note at the end of this debacle that I should mention to be fair to AT&T - after I managed to reach a customer service manager to complain about all the problems I had had that day (and I had many more than listed here, mainly with the poor coordination between DSL and U-verse departments), they did compensate me with discounted services, for the loss of service and the angst and personal stress.  At least they realized they screwed up!

Back to my problem of obtaining good HD content, I would like to ask you and your listeners if they have any bright ideas as to how I can get this?

My next calls are to my village to ask whether they have any cable companies who might run to my house, and to DirecTV to see if they provide access via OnDemand to HD programs that I can download, despite not being able to receive the live HD signals.

Great show, keep up the good work, and I know that someday my HD prince will come….

Cheers!
Phil Clark
Landlord
www.thebritandyankee.com

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27th August 2009

THE JOB - URINE TEST

(Got this via e-mail, thanks Carol)

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test.
So, here is my Question: Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass - doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
I guess we could title that program, ‘Urine or You’re Out’.

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t. Hope you all will pass it along, though. Some thing has to change in this country — and soon!!!!!!!

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